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Datan0de's Helpful Hints #28

How To Make Your Car Smell Like Stank-Ass Sour Milk

To perform this little bit of alchemy you'll need the following ingredients:
* 1 car (preferably black)
* 1 can of Slim-Fast (I used French Vanilla, but other flavors may substitute)

Instructions:
1) Open can of Slim-Fast and drink it (you even get a free pseudo-meal out of this!)
2) Leave mostly-but-not-quite-empty can in car
3) Let car sit in the sun over the weekend, with vents and windows closed
4) Open car door, inhale, and enjoy!

On a related note, I dreamt about vomit last night. Go me.

Comments

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serolynne
May. 15th, 2006 08:34 am (UTC)
*runs out to new car to remove partial latte left in cup holder by a certain passenger.*
indigofae
May. 15th, 2006 09:26 am (UTC)
Sure sounds yummy.
nekidsteve
May. 15th, 2006 12:03 pm (UTC)
im pretty sure that was just your normal car smell, but since you didnt air it out all weekend it cooked up a little more than usual
datan0de
May. 16th, 2006 06:00 am (UTC)
This was definitely something different. I leave the car every weekend, and this had never happened before.

Unfortunately, as of last night the smell was still there. :-(
kismet76
May. 16th, 2006 02:18 pm (UTC)
EWWWWWW....
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