Eric (datan0de) wrote,

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The Best Part of my Life

This post is intended for femetal, but I'm happy to make it public.

Mia Amo, you are the center of my world. There's no part of my life that isn't immeasurably better because you're a part of it.

In celebration of this, I present
100 Things I Love About You (other than the magnificent sex)

1) You are my moral compass

2) Your amazing intelligence, and willingness to share it with me

3) You can change a water pump in a car


5) Playgrounds at night

6) You value practicality and utility

7) You tolerate my varying moods

8) You're willing to turn a sheet into a tablecloth

9) I don't have to compete with you for food

10) You have exquisite taste in women

11) You're willing to share both me and yourself with other people

12) You're willing to share me with a computer

13) You're self-reliant

14) You think for yourself

15) You're headstrong and stubborn (yes, that's a *good* thing!)

16) You're messy

17) You let me look at porn

18) You listen to me ramble on about video games

19) You still love me, even though we're not the same people we were when we first fell in love

20) You appreciate a good steak

21) You understand that science is fun!

22) The way you sometimes 'gish' bananas while eating them

23) You share my servitude to The Krystal

24) You say 'forever' and mean it

25) You look smokin' hot with a shotgun

26) You like to be the one to drive

27) You give perfect directions

28) When I speak in gibberish you still understand me

29) You like to smell like food

30) "Homes aren't for hurting. Homes are for hugs!"

31) You agree that Bill and Ted are excellent!

32) You have great taste in lesbian porn

33) "Dude, how do you lose a car?"

34) Inductively-Coupled Plasma

35) You don't rule out the possibility of living on Mars

36) You don't call me a nut-job for being evangelical about cryonics

37) ...or nanotech

38) ...or robots

39) You can and have set up a router on your own

40) You've built a PC on your own

41) Tainted Love, and the memories that go with it

42) You bought me that blue and white plastic truck

43) The ice cream cone/my lap/car catastrophe

44) You helped make pledge weapons for GGDT

45) We went to Mardi Gras together and you didn't break up with me

46) You take care of me when I've had too much to drink

47) You handle the household finances beautifully (better than me, anyway! :-) )

48) You let me be a child

49) You let me have the nicer motherboard

50) You let me drink your Red Bull when I'm out of caffeine

51) Happy Straw Dance!

52) Sunday night walks back from Red D

53) Dog arm!

54) Whales Alive

55) New York Seltzer

56) You haven't killed any of our friends yet

57) You dressed up as Zoe for the New Year's shindig

58) You dress oh-so-sexy for 'Con

59) You have the most beautiful hair in the world

60) ...coming out of the most beautiful head

61) Ni havas stelojn!

62) You're the other Pauly Shore fan

63) We're the best Taboo team on the planet! "I'm an orange."

64) You play Cyberpunk

65) You love of roller coasters

66) You make me truly, deliriously happy

67) You keep me grounded when I'm losing my mind

68) You kill spiders for me

69) You buy me maze books

70) You know "what is best"

71) Sleep photos!

72) Your Girl Songs/Boy Songs tape

73) You laugh at my Stanley Spadowski moments rather than hitting me

74) You fully appreciate the magnitude of a googol, and can speak on the subject at length

75) Memories of you bungie cording your car into 5th gear

76) You keep me from oversleeping (too much) in the morning

77) You help me build roller coasters in the living room, and take joy in the end result

78) Your absolute, unwavering loyalty to those whom you love

79) Your weekly "Happy Friday!" SMS messages

80) You prefer Macs (you knew I had to include that!)

81) The love I see in your eyes when you look at me (when you're not mad... ;-) )

82) Your willingness to be "protected" by a quadruple-amputee plastic soldier

83) The "Dark Life" you lead

84) We have our own private alphabet!

85) "Im Neon-sonnenschein fang ich dir deine Wünsche ein"

86) You were okay with me painting a room black

87) The way you smell like ozone when it's hot out

88) You have a knack for cryptography

89) You let me call you things like Edzino and OCODAK

90) You let me spell your name "Khymbhurrlie"

91) Your "Happy 4:30!" phone calls

91) Your job involves liquid oxygen, and a place called the "Metals Lab"

93) You gave me my Alcor paperwork

94) We shared a Jurassic Park obsession

95) ...and a vampire obsession

96) Your interest in geeky things like Morse Code :-)

97) Ice fights!

98) You're nocturnal by nature

99) You make my life oh so much more fun!

100) 10 years ago today you became my wife

Happy anniversary, Love. I love and adore you- infinitely and forever.

Wow. That was easy! :-)
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