[bitchrant]It's at times like this that I'm glad that I lack the capability to post photos in my LJ. I'm sitting on zensidhe and redheadlass's living room floor with a towel around my shoulders and icky-looking, smelly white goop all over my head. Kim and Janet are cuddling on the sofa, and Mike is painting his dick or something.
Alright, sorry Mike. Mike is bleaching his pubic hair so he can paint it blue, though he's afraid it'll turn green again. Sound better, bro? ;-)
I really dislike this whole hair-bleaching thing. It's uncomfortable, time-consuming, boring, and I look absurd. [/bitchrant]