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Penis Pump

femetal and I took my mom out to dinner last night to celebrate her birthday. Over the course of the conversation, Mom had an anecdote that involved a penis pump.

The words "penis pump" came out of my mom's mouth.

In public.

At dinner.

My mom.

Most of you don't know my mom, but trust me when I say that this is just weird. Mom isn't Mother Theresa, but she is far more concerned with the rules of public decorum and etiquette than you'd ever infer by looking at, for example, her son. ;-) Still, I was surprised that she even knew what one was (until recently she didn't, hence the anecdote). She also doesn't tend to discuss such things with me, fer chrissake.

The story was funny (no, I'm not going to relate it here), as most of my mom's anecdotes are, but it took on a whole new layer of humor because it came from her. Just had to share.

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ucertola
Feb. 14th, 2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
I am glad to hear that your mom is spreading her, um, wings. giggles
kismet76
Feb. 14th, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC)
My mom would outright ask me about things she was curious about, still does to my embarrassment...

Can only imagine your face at dinner...wish someone had takena picture...probably like mine the first time my mother said f*ck...(in front of us kids)
merovingian
Feb. 16th, 2006 09:00 am (UTC)
Next time I see you, I'm going to demand to hear that story.
datan0de
Feb. 16th, 2006 02:06 pm (UTC)
By all means! If the company is appropriate then I'll tell it. I just don't think it's right for me to post my mom's stories in a public forum, particularly since, AFAIK, she's unaware of the existence of LiveJournal.
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