Eric (datan0de) wrote,
Eric
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Oh this is just absurd...

I'm truly, honestly, genuinely embarrassed to even post this, and maybe even just a bit worried about myself. Still, I have no shame so here we go.

This song made me cry. What the fuck?!?

A Laptop Like You
Here you are at last
To bring my cold lonely soul sweet release
From my weary past
Always searching, the one missing piece was you
And I beg you, come away with me
And together we will find a place to call our own
I can’t wait to see what I can do
With a laptop like you

It’s not your CD slot
Or the Unix on which you are based
You make my lap hot
Cause underneath your aluminum case there’s love
And I forgive your strange one-button mouse
I forgive the way your keyboard leaves marks on your screen
I can overlook a fault or two
For a laptop like you

We will always be together
In love in spite of everything
Hang on tight through wind and weather
Heaven knows what time may bring

In a year or two
You will seem big and heavy and slow
I will carry you
To wherever it is laptops go to die
And don’t think it won’t be hard on me
How’m I ever gonna find a way to justify
The money I will spend on something new
For a laptop like you
For a laptop like you

Wow. I probably need help. Oh, and for the record- Gir's keyboard doesn't leave marks on the screen. :-)
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