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Wacky fun!

Stolen from slutbamwalla:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.


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Dec. 6th, 2005 06:02 am (UTC)
Remember that time I picked you up in that club in Ybor? We pretended not to know each other, and you let me buy you a drink. We made out for a bit on the dance floor before slinking off to a cheesy, pay-by-the-hour motel. I tell everyone what a great lover you are, even though you and I know we just stripped naked and played video games for two hours.
Dec. 6th, 2005 02:37 pm (UTC)
Re: ;-)
You know, at first I felt a bit taken advantage of when I realized that "Playstation" wasn't a euphemism for something else, but I had a great time anyway. You totally owned me at the games, of course, but I think that was because you weren't wearing anything and so I couldn't concentrate.

BTW, I demand a rematch! Nudity and all. ;-)
Dec. 6th, 2005 05:51 pm (UTC)
Re: ;-)
Deal, baby! Winner take all. ;^o
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Dec. 6th, 2005 02:38 pm (UTC)
Sounds like a date night plan to me!! :-) We'll need to get someone else to drive, of course.
Dec. 6th, 2005 12:55 pm (UTC)
how about that time went to mexico to pick up some illeagal aliens to "work" for us and what we really did was chop them into little pieces and blame some homeless crazy person for it. good times man, good times
Dec. 6th, 2005 02:41 pm (UTC)
blame some homeless crazy person for it

That's such a mean thing to say about Bass! He's not homeless (yet) and he's not crazy (in theory)!

I did find it strange that the cops all knew who he was, though. Real name and everything. They looked really nervous too...
Dec. 7th, 2005 12:03 pm (UTC)
oh, you're thinking of time we went to tijuanua. man i forgot about that one, damn mescalin. no i was talking about the time we went to Mexico city
Dec. 7th, 2005 03:04 pm (UTC)
My bad. You know how one senseless killing blurs into another.:-)
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Dec. 6th, 2005 02:44 pm (UTC)
That was YOU?!? In the SUN?!? ;-)
Dec. 6th, 2005 02:43 pm (UTC)
I remember when we met at that party. I was relieved when the really hot chick turned out to be one of the paramedics. I didn't expect anyone to call Animal Control, though...party poopers. Riding in the ambulance was kind of a hoot, though you probably don't remember too much of it, drifiting in and out of shock like you were. But you had everyone rolling in the aisles at the hospital when I started showing your X-rays around. They never could figure out how you got that thing jammed up in there in the first place, and they only let me watch them remove it because I told them you were my "special friend" [wink]. It was so cool that they let you take it home in that jar. I grin everytime I see it on your mantle. :D
Dec. 6th, 2005 02:46 pm (UTC)
And every time I sit down I get a little twitch in my left butt cheek and think of you. ;-)

P&D are so very, very lucky...
Dec. 6th, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC)
Remember that time we wrote that computer virus and we were about to release it into the wild ? Then it inffected your computer and deleted all your pron? Boy that was alot of pron.
Dec. 6th, 2005 07:28 pm (UTC)
I've dedicated my life to rebuilding that collection. Rebuilding it and more!!
Dec. 6th, 2005 05:19 pm (UTC)
Fond non-memories...
I remember fondly the time we had sex on the dancefloor of that hot club in G'ville...all those bodies barely clad bumping into the three of us...the music just urging us on towards our climax...not one person noticed when I screamed...(well, noone not involved)...Good thing I never wore panties...
Dec. 6th, 2005 07:32 pm (UTC)
Re: Fond non-memories...
Wait... we never did that? Damn. Can't say I never entertained the thought.

Either way, that's hot. :-)
Dec. 6th, 2005 07:04 pm (UTC)
It was in Nevada, on a hot summer's day. You lumbered into the cantina, your boots clacking all the way as the door creaked shut behind you. There was a dull murmur of patrons playing cards and shuffling about, and the old player piano was jingling some tune. There was dust shaking off your clothes with your every move, and you emitted smells of crusted sweat from your well worn clothing.

You looked around, spotted me - your whore for the evening - in the corner waiting for you. You asked the barkeep for his best shot of whiskey. Looking me in the eye, you tipped your hat to me and then raised your glass to me across the room and I watched you swallow that shot deep. You puckerd up with the tanginess of the alcohol, but it was only an appetiser to the main course. I motioned to you to follow me upstairs to our bordello suite.

You always were my favorite customer.
Dec. 7th, 2005 05:20 am (UTC)
Wow, that goes *way* back, doesn't it?

I have a confession to make. I had a deal with the barkeep. The shots weren't whisky- just the dirty water that came out of the well out back. I couldn't keep up with you as it was. If I'd been drinking you likely would've killed me!

Best money I ever spent. I thought it was cute how you always wanted me to leave my boots on. :-)
Dec. 6th, 2005 11:24 pm (UTC)
I think I will always remember the first time we met. It was at the Museum of Science and Technology. You were standing there crying and stroking the glass of a display case. You had such longing and need in your voice.You melted me with your passion and sadness. Although I still don't understand what your muttering meant, I hope you will someday explain who Gir is and why you kept asking him not to hate you for putting him on a pedistal.
Dec. 7th, 2005 05:23 am (UTC)
Thank you for your kind words that day. It really meant a lot. I wept, I wailed, I committed breaking and entering that very night and got my Precious back! MINE!!!
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