March 22nd, 2011
- Mon, 13:54: Too many people out there having a bad Monday. Read this. It'll help. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/160559216667
- Mon, 18:18: RT @stinson: Twitter needs to develop an "assassin" bot that Tweets the word "iPad" and then can suspend any accounts that auto-respond.
- Mon, 18:24: PSA: You brought it on yourselves, meatbags. http://on.io9.com/fCkhfz @robotuprising @_skynet_ #NoProblem #B166ER
- Mon, 20:05: At work. Agent fell asleep at his desk on break. Co-worker getting video on her phone to capture the snoring. #FunAtWork #JustWrong
- Mon, 21:58: Today was mostly a loss. Stayed late @ work but still unresolved problems. Just now headed to dinner. May kill someone.
- Mon, 22:00: This must be what it's like to be @kimfemetal or @joreth all the time! #Murderous #Blademistresses
- Mon, 22:31: WTH? BJ's now serves only appetizers after 10:00? Left the place a smoking ruin. Now at Ruby Tuesday's.
- Mon, 22:38: Cheddar biscuit in my mouth and The Ramones playing. Humanity is spared for another day...
- Mon, 23:00: Fed, but still ticked about BJ's. In protest I'll be opening my own competing restaurant. Can't decide between "Head" or "Cunnilingus". #BJs