May 15th, 2006

Stupid brain!

Datan0de's Helpful Hints #28

How To Make Your Car Smell Like Stank-Ass Sour Milk

To perform this little bit of alchemy you'll need the following ingredients:
* 1 car (preferably black)
* 1 can of Slim-Fast (I used French Vanilla, but other flavors may substitute)

Instructions:
1) Open can of Slim-Fast and drink it (you even get a free pseudo-meal out of this!)
2) Leave mostly-but-not-quite-empty can in car
3) Let car sit in the sun over the weekend, with vents and windows closed
4) Open car door, inhale, and enjoy!

On a related note, I dreamt about vomit last night. Go me.
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