April 12th, 2006

Rant

Freaks and Clowns are natural enemies!

Okay folks, lately I've been seeing and hearing a lot of misinformation going around about that most terrible example of parallel evolution: clowns. It's time for a little public service announcement to set the record straight. If you'd like to continue in the delusion that clowns are silly, funny people who delight in amusing children then skip this post. The truth ain't pretty.

I've studied Clownfolk for many years, and put together what I feel to be one of the most complete and accurate descriptions of their physiology, culture, and instinctive behaviors in existence. I'm going to share some specifics here.

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Now you know.
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