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WHY CAN'T I KEEP A THOUGHT IN MY HEAD FOR LONGER THAN 5 SECOOH SHINY!!!

This is really making work difficult. I blame `Con of course, whether that has anything to do with it or not. (It doesn't.)

I have to keep telling myself "One thing at a time. One thing at a time. One thing at a time." like a fraggin' mantra or nothing is gonna get done today. My mind is moving in every direction at once, and as a result my body is staying where it is.

I'm bored and I wanna scream and I wanna get back to work and I wanna post in LJ and I wanna read everything ever written by anyone and I wanna look at porn and I wanna hang out with the Smoosh and I wanna go home and I wanna chat with everyone on my friends list and I wanna get my hair cut and I wanna exercise and I wanna write my fraggin' Alcor profile thingie and I wanna finish the two ninja movie reviews that have been half done for the last month and I wanna get ready for Dragon*Con and I wanna read/close about 50 Safari tabs and I wanna have sex and I wanna play MxO and I wanna quit making this list of things I wanna do.

Okay, one down. 66 to go. Does anybody have any ritalin I can borrow? This almost hurts.

Dear HP/Compaq,

The retainer rings on your 2-button mice are not the same size as the retainer rings on your scroll mice, thereby making the two parts completely not interchangeable.

I hate you.

Love,
-Datan0de

All right, who in the name of Zarquon put a bad mouse in the bin with the good mice?

How do I know that there's a bad mouse in there somewhere? 'Cuz there was a post-it note in there that says "BAD". Of course, it's no longer attached to any of the mice, and was just floating around the bin with everything else.

There's a bin for the bad mice- the garbage can. GAAAAGH!!