April 4th, 2005

South Park

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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...check to see how the guests you keep in the basement are doing, and perhaps refill their water bowl.
Then, after lunch...pretend that you are a mime on a busy street corner, and push anyone who seems to be enjoying your show into traffic.
Dinner will consist of...a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...scream at random people that the sky is falling, shortly before you hit them over the head with a mallet.
At the height of your madness, you will callmy_affair
And the two of you will proceed to...practice the fine art of helping one another escape from straight-jackets using only your teeth.
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