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The End Is Very, Very Nigh!!

Well guys, it's been one hell of a good time but I'm afraid the world is going to end in a nuclear holocaust very soon.

Did I say soon? I meant today! Yup, it's true! As predicted by Buffalo BillYisrayl Hawkins of the House of Yahweh cult religion, the world will be destroyed in a nuclear apocalypse on September 12, 2006 June 12, 2007 June 12, 2008!

Video (of the prediction, not the apocalypse) available here!

This was revealed to Buffalo BillYisrayl through a coded message in the Bible, so it must be true! ;-) Well, if the world doesn't end today then there's always the December 21, 2012 doomsday prediction, right?

*headdesk* There's a pattern here, folks. All it takes to see through this bullshit is a little critical thinking. So why does that always seem to be in such short supply?

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joreth
Jun. 12th, 2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
If it makes you feel any better, I just got into an argument with my ex (the dumbass from the freaks list) about how science takes forever to admit when mysticsm is right. For example, the US medical association now licensing those trained in "mystical" practices like chakras and energy medicine. Because these people had it right all along and science is now finally starting to accept that there are supernatural explanations for the world.

::rolls eyes::
joreth
Jun. 12th, 2008 05:55 pm (UTC)
Oh, and the world can't be ending today because neither you nor tacit have put your plans into their final stages yet. Sheesh! What is wrong with the world today?
bubblesmccloud
Jun. 13th, 2008 01:07 am (UTC)
Remember the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse? Yeah. It's like t hat. You can ALWAYS find war, plague, famine, fire, flood, death and silence in heaven, if you look for them.
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