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THE POWER OF THE GODS!!!

RIGHT NOW I'M EATING A POP ROCKS CHOCOLATE BAR WHILE DRINKING A "BATTERY BOTTLE" OF JOLT!!! I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!! I CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS!!! ALL SENTENCES END WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! I NOW WIN AT YELLING!!! I JUST ELECTROCUTED MY CO-WORKERS BY THINKING ABOUT LIGHTNING!!!

I'M GOING TO GO THROW A BUILDING NOW!!!

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nekidsteve
May. 23rd, 2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
but can you run as fast as a kenyan?
slutbamwalla
May. 24th, 2008 12:02 am (UTC)
Here. Have an internet. You won it.
datan0de
May. 24th, 2008 03:21 am (UTC)
FASTER!!! FASTER THAN A KENYAN FLYING A FIGHTER JET MADE OUT OF BICEPS!!! I WAS GOING TO RUN TO KENYA AND SEE IF I WAS FASTER THAN KENYANS BUT WAS SO FAST THAT I GOT BACK BEFORE I LEFT!!! SO I DIDN'T GO!!! THIS CREATED A PARADOX THAT WAS GOING TO DESTROY THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM UNTIL I YELLED AT IT WITH MY ***AWESOME*** YELL AND THE PARADOX SHRIVELED UP AND BLEW AWAY!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
nekidsteve
May. 24th, 2008 02:23 pm (UTC)
DRINK SOME GOD-BERRY AND LETS GO BEAR-BLASTING WITH THE KING OF THE JUICE. WE WILL WIN AT YELLING AND IRONY. THEN WE CAN RUN TO KENYA AND MAKE SOME LION SKIN UNDERWEAR.
meb21
May. 24th, 2008 01:13 am (UTC)
Can I metaquotes this?
datan0de
May. 24th, 2008 03:14 am (UTC)
YES!!! :-D!!!
zandperl
May. 26th, 2008 01:54 am (UTC)
How's that crash after going?
sheinafae
May. 27th, 2008 04:15 am (UTC)
OH YES! POP ROCKS CHOCOLATE!! YES!!!!
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