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Kitchen Tips With Datan0de!!

Hey all! Here's a quick, handy-dandy tip that could save you hours of tears and self-cursing!

The soy milk box says "Shake Well", but always remember that this is just shorthand for "Shake well after verifying that you haven't previously pulled off the seal on the opening, else you'll unleash a spray of sticky, chocolatey, soy-milky devastation all across your walls, the floor, yourself, and the stack of paperwork on the filing cabinet, requiring a complete change of clothes and half a roll of paper towels to clean up the mess before you can go to work."


BTW, femetal- that's why the kitchen floor is sticky between the hallway and APAR's bowl. Sorry... :-(


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Sep. 19th, 2007 06:48 pm (UTC)
Sep. 19th, 2007 09:43 pm (UTC)
Hmmm... I fail to see how you being sticky and forced to take your clothes off could ever be a bad thing!
Sep. 29th, 2007 05:15 am (UTC)
Awwww... you always say the nicest things! My little pervy, slutty heart goes pitter pat... *HUG*
Sep. 20th, 2007 01:33 am (UTC)
At least it didn't take an hour-and-a-half to clean up...more like 90 minutes, right? ;-)

I apologize for laughing so heartily at your misfortune, but then again your writing style makes me think you would have wanted it that way. (Sean was literally ROFL.)
Sep. 20th, 2007 03:13 am (UTC)
roflmao *snirk*

Would that be "Ninja Sticky"?

And you know -- today WAS Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Mwahahahahand AAARRRRRR!!!!!
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