Eric (datan0de) wrote,

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Kitchen Tips With Datan0de!!

Hey all! Here's a quick, handy-dandy tip that could save you hours of tears and self-cursing!

The soy milk box says "Shake Well", but always remember that this is just shorthand for "Shake well after verifying that you haven't previously pulled off the seal on the opening, else you'll unleash a spray of sticky, chocolatey, soy-milky devastation all across your walls, the floor, yourself, and the stack of paperwork on the filing cabinet, requiring a complete change of clothes and half a roll of paper towels to clean up the mess before you can go to work."


BTW, femetal- that's why the kitchen floor is sticky between the hallway and APAR's bowl. Sorry... :-(

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