My answer was "zero", but what he heard was probably "orez" because I said it so fast my response probably went back in time.
I live to be helpful, and I'm happy to be a team player, but given the experience the last time I was out there I think I'd rather sit at home and set myself on fire. At least then my smooshlings and friends would be there to extinguish me (or laugh at me, in zensidhe's case). :-)
Off to lunch with me!