Music:"Merry Christmas on Earth" - Macross Song Collection
The Arcane Art of Wrapping Presents
One could say that I possess no skill whatsoever in wrapping gifts, and that even my most successful attempts have yielded packages for which calling them offensive to the eyes is being kind. However, I prefer to say that my unique and creative wrapping "style" puts extra food on the table of wrapping paper manufacturers, strikes a decisive blow in the War Against Trees, and results in a present that by visual inspection is equally likely to be a Pez dispenser or a Volkswagen.
I hope everyone is having a safe and fun holiday season so far!