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Apocalypse Now?

Poll #852849 Is this the end?

Hideous creatures are swarming all over the roof, tearing their way into the house!!! What are they?

Workers come to replace the roof.
Zombies! Lock and load, it's a level 5 outbreak!!
Orcs! The house is under siege! They want my collection of Atari 2600 cartridges!
Cultists! The followers of Dagon have come to drag me to a watery doom!
Other (Reveal the terrible truth in the comments!)


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Oct. 25th, 2006 01:39 pm (UTC)
Big breath!
It will be ok. It is just a couple of squirrels playing with a nut on the roof. ;P
Oct. 25th, 2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
Re: Big breath!
LOL That is exactly what I was thinking. We have two up there now. I fed them peanuts. They are cute.
Oct. 25th, 2006 03:30 pm (UTC)
Re: Big breath!
Nonononono!! They're tearing the roof off! They've got hammers and other weapons! They speak to each other in an alien language! They walk upright!

I fled the house after the initial post, and had to step over a pile of debris to get away- debris that used to be part of my house!!

Oct. 25th, 2006 03:54 pm (UTC)
I play too much Dead Rising.

...Or not enough. One or the other. - ZM
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Oct. 25th, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC)
My bad. Thanks for setting the record straight.

Of course, space zombies would explain why they're banging on the roof and not the door...
Oct. 25th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
Don't panic...you are merely caught in a temporal anomaly and are trapped between moments. The noise you hear is the blue people rebuilding your world for the next moment.
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:58 am (UTC)
its just the government. no worries
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:02 pm (UTC)
no worries??????
Oct. 27th, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)
Insurance defense attorneys coming to keep the hurricane victims from getting paid.
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