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Blue Tongue

My tongue is blue.

It's blue. Big blue piece of meat in my mouth that's attached so I can't spit it out.

My tongue is blue and I'm at work. Can I go home?

P.S.- Steve, don't even go there. ;-)


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Oct. 17th, 2006 07:29 pm (UTC)
damn and i was ready to go there too. i am to predictable.
Oct. 17th, 2006 11:38 pm (UTC)
Hate to ask why...but, WHY?
Oct. 19th, 2006 01:36 pm (UTC)
I drank a "Bellywasher", which comes in an opaque squeeze bottle (mine had Badtz Maru on it). It wasn't until I was almost done with it that I realized what color it is. A quick check in the mirror revealed the unintended side effect. :-)
Oct. 19th, 2006 01:21 pm (UTC)
I saw this bag of candy in the store yesterday that each piece changes the color of your tongue to whatever candy you ate. So if you eat one of each, does it turn poo brown? Ew. It doesn't say on the package to pick one color and stick to it. LOL No directions for the dumbasses. That is why you see the most idiotic instructions on things. They make me laugh.
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