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Am I seriously the only person out there who sees how obvious it is that Grace Jones is a terminator?

If you see this, you're already dead.
Schwarzenegger is my bitch

I mean really, has there ever been any doubt? My guess is that she assassinated her designated target in 1972, then with no secondary targets and a few decades to kill before Judgment Day decided to become a model, singer, and actress (when she's not busy snapping random people in half with her bare hands).

Now you know.


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Jul. 22nd, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)
Hmm -- I don't know. Seriously, she looks more like a dark/evil-twin of Max Headroom. Especially with the jacket. And where are her breasts... exactly?
Jul. 22nd, 2006 04:40 am (UTC)
No no. THIS image looks like Max Headroom!: http://z.about.com/d/80music/1/0/J/3/grace-jones.jpg

You have a point, but Max lacks the cold power and disregard for organic life that Grace Jones exudes.

I'm not sure where her breasts are in the pic (hell, maybe she took 'em off 'cuz they don't go with the jacket!), but she definitely has them. Actually, she has quite an impressive body! (Or at least did as of the mid to late 80's, and I suspect that "somehow" her appearance hasn't changed a bit.)
Jul. 22nd, 2006 01:33 am (UTC)
Looks more like Desire (from Neil Gaiman's Sandman) to me.
Jul. 22nd, 2006 04:41 am (UTC)
Valid point, but she pre-dates the Sandman comics. Well, technically she pre-dates Skynet and terminators, but that's pretty easy to explain. :-)
Jul. 22nd, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)
It's odd, but that makes perfect sense to me...which is kind of scary...
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