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Fun with Zensidhe!

Obviously I love all of my fellow smooshlings, but the almost-sibling rivalry that makes up much of the banter between me and zensidhe sometimes gives people the feeling that our friendly teasing is more hostile than it actually is.

Nothing could be further from the truth, and I'd like to share with you all a couple of quotes from this weekend which illustrate how, despite the fact that he has a penis, zensidhe still manages to make my world a more fun place.

"You'd be surprised how quickly bouncers materialize when you vomit on a stripper."

"She hit me so hard she had to go to the bathroom to run cold water on her hand."


Yes, he actually said these things. No, the fact that I'm taking them out of context doesn't change the meaning one bit. I think that there's little doubt why he calls his web site Mike Sucks. I guess the only question remaining is why I let such an obviously nefarious character touch my wife in a familiar way. ;-)

BTW, I was hoping to get a third quote from this weekend that would be appropriate for this post, but since we spent most of Sunday with family he was uncharacteristically well-behaved. :-P

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