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What's for dinner? Kitty innards!

'Ya know, there's a whole class of exciting discoveries that only people with children or other small animals get to make. Things like "if I happen to be right there when the cat pukes, and start cleaning it up right away, it's still warm!"

Still warm. 'cuz, 'ya know, a minute ago it was inside the cat. And now it's on the bedroom carpet. Or in a paper towel, making my hand warm.

I really do feel bad for all of you with young kids. It's gross enough when it's just dry cat food mixed with water and a squirt of kitty gastric juices. If a child had recently eaten McDonald's or Taco Bell, well, let's just not think about that, m'kay? I bow to your courage.

On the bright & shiny side, even with the cat it could've been much worse. APAR was sitting on the bed leaning over my dirty clothes when he commenced to heavin'. Either of those target areas would've been disastrous, but he was kind enough to take his leave of the bed before his dinner fell out.

Gooood kitty. :-) Okay, back to bed with us.

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siren_sings
Jan. 5th, 2006 06:00 am (UTC)
It's not any better cold either. My cat occasionally pukes at night, usually a lovely mix of dinner and hairball, someplace like the middle of the hall floor where you are bound to find it with your bare foot in the morning. It's a glorious way to wake up, lemme tell ya!

A cat is more than enough work for me. I can't imagine kids. Hell - I'm ambivalent about dogs.
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datan0de
Jan. 5th, 2006 07:35 am (UTC)
That's so horribly, terribly true.

BTW, your Trogdor userpic is cute as all get-out, but he hasn't looked like that in quite some time. You should consider replacing it with a pic that better reflects his current size and appearance. I suggest this:
http://tarrasque.sourceforge.net/docs/tarrasque.jpg
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kismet76
Jan. 5th, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
Have not really had to clean up much of the kids puke yet...I believe they have both pretty much made it to the bathroom except when they were babies, and then it is clean up constantly, but mostly just change their clothes or your own...those are the two major targets when they are that little...projectile vomiting is fun though, had a few bouts with that...

And yes, it is warm if it just came out...so is dog pee, vomit and other bodily stuffs...funny that...

our big thing is to get the kids to clean up after themselves now...or after the puppy...

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