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Steve don't eat it!

I don't remember who pointed me to this article, but I strongly advise against reading it in any situation where laughing hysterically would be inappropriate.

In "Steve- don't eat it!", this guy finds interesting "foods" (using the term loosely here) to eat, then does a write up on the experience.

From Beggin Strips to prison hooch to breast milk to a box of Urkel-O's from 1991, it's even funnier than is sounds.

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nekidsteve
Sep. 21st, 2005 12:36 pm (UTC)
when i saw the title i was trying to think of you would tell me not to eat, then i remembered you dont call me steve. then i read the post. that is funny shit right there
datan0de
Sep. 21st, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC)
I don't call you Steve? Okay, I'll admit that after an evening of serious Jaegermeister and cheese worship I might call you "Ssssshhhhteeeeveeeeeeyousonofabitch!", but sadly that's the exception rather than the rule. :-)

On the other hand, I can't think of a circumstance where I would ever tell you to *not* eat something! I'd be more likely to try to find something unidentifiable and offer you a quarter to swallow it.

*laughs uncontrollably* I do amuse myself at times!
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datan0de
Sep. 22nd, 2005 07:34 am (UTC)
Yeah. I could definitely see myself doing this "back in the day", though this guy's write-ups are much better than what I'd come up with.

Love you too!
slartibart
Sep. 21st, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)
That was fucking hilarious. And Sean agrees. :-D
h_postmortemus
Sep. 22nd, 2005 08:52 am (UTC)
Fuck you man. I haven't even made lunch yet.

Jesus christ... shudder
datan0de
Sep. 22nd, 2005 10:15 am (UTC)
And now you don't have to! :-) They ought to sell the URL for this article as a diet aid.
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