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Dominant species? Really?

Dear The Humans,

Keep. Your. Damn. Heads. Down! Don't think just because we're fighting on the same side that I necessarily place a high priority on your life. Seriously. Some days the 50,000 point penalty at the end of the round just isn't enough motivation to let up on the trigger when you decide to suddenly put your cranium between my line of fire and the target, especially after I've already "accidentally" shot you twice.

Why do you think it's called a Terminator? If the goal was preserving human life I'd be playing Defender.

Sincerely,
-Player 1

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datan0de
Jun. 9th, 2008 03:48 am (UTC)
Re: Crap, corrected:
I'd forgotten about that! :-D

The day that zensidht went to an arcade that had just closed to check out the machines that they were going to be auctioning we played Lethal Enforcers for a while. It inspired a little rant I gave later that night on how not to be a hostage. "Gee, 20 of the bad guys have all run out that door and immediately been turned into swiss cheese. I'm making a break for it!" *BANG*
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