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Poll #852849 Is this the end?

Hideous creatures are swarming all over the roof, tearing their way into the house!!! What are they?

Workers come to replace the roof.
2(15.4%)
Zombies! Lock and load, it's a level 5 outbreak!!
4(30.8%)
Orcs! The house is under siege! They want my collection of Atari 2600 cartridges!
0(0.0%)
Cultists! The followers of Dagon have come to drag me to a watery doom!
2(15.4%)
Other (Reveal the terrible truth in the comments!)
5(38.5%)

Comments

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moonshadowdance
Oct. 25th, 2006 01:39 pm (UTC)
Big breath!
It will be ok. It is just a couple of squirrels playing with a nut on the roof. ;P
mosthings1z
Oct. 25th, 2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
Re: Big breath!
LOL That is exactly what I was thinking. We have two up there now. I fed them peanuts. They are cute.
datan0de
Oct. 25th, 2006 03:30 pm (UTC)
Re: Big breath!
Nonononono!! They're tearing the roof off! They've got hammers and other weapons! They speak to each other in an alien language! They walk upright!

I fled the house after the initial post, and had to step over a pile of debris to get away- debris that used to be part of my house!!

*shudder*
zotmeister
Oct. 25th, 2006 03:54 pm (UTC)
I play too much Dead Rising.

...Or not enough. One or the other. - ZM
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datan0de
Oct. 25th, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC)
My bad. Thanks for setting the record straight.

Of course, space zombies would explain why they're banging on the roof and not the door...
slartibart
Oct. 25th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
Don't panic...you are merely caught in a temporal anomaly and are trapped between moments. The noise you hear is the blue people rebuilding your world for the next moment.
nekidsteve
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:58 am (UTC)
its just the government. no worries
mosthings1z
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:02 pm (UTC)
no worries??????
siren_sings
Oct. 27th, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)
Insurance defense attorneys coming to keep the hurricane victims from getting paid.
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